So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
