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bl l w

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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds

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(208): View more from Idaho

Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl

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(714): View more from California

i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

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(773): View more from Illinois

oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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(954): View more from Florida

These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.

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Marco

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Polo

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(817): View more from Texas

We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.

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(319): View more from Iowa

We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...

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