This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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