definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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