i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
