these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
