they need to just BURY HIM!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
