I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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