one might say we're banned from that church
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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