all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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