we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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