Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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