You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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