Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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