how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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