I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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