you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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