Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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