Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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