walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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