Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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