Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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