I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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