i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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