Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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