That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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