ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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