nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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