so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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