i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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