And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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