gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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