I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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