What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All the doctor said was why
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