Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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