then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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