i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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