Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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