He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
