He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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