look no pants
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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