pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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