did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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