omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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