Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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