p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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