sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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