You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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