Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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