I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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