was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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