it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
