Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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