If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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