Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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