I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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