Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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