and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He kissed a someone with a penis
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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