I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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