After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
