found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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